Customer: [heavy southern accent] "My 'puter ain't connectin' to your alls'."
Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer: "Hue-klin Pack-in."
Tech Support: "Pardon?"
Customer: "Huuueklinn Paackinnn...."
Hewlett-Packard??
After some basic Windows navigating, it becomes apparent that the modem isn't plugged in correctly.
Tech Support: "Do you see a phone cord running between the computer and the wall jack?"
Customer: (hesitantly) "Yes-s-s-s."
Tech Support: "Where it plugs into the computer, what does it have written?"
Customer: "I don' know. It's in da back of da 'puter ya say?"
Tech Support: "Yes. You may have to turn the computer around to see it."
Customer: "I ain't ganna do that! There ain't nothin' wrong wi' my 'puter! There's somethin' on your all's side that's ----ed up."
Quelle:
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